Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Felasco 2011


Well it started off way different than usual since some of the regulars did not show. Then, some who were still planning the trip could not go the night before. And, honestly, it really would not have been quite as fun anyway without the crew that had to bail anyway. For those that do not know: Felasco is usually a reunion of sorts for a large group of old school riding friends. We typically get dressed up (as in dressing silly - think halloween) and do a whole lot of drinking and bs'ing on Friday night.
Anyway, a few truck loads of us headed down day-of. Without too many problems, we got rolling at 8:50am. BJS and I got a one minute late start due to some Garmin difficulties. We caught up quick enough and rode with the crew for about what seems like 10 minutes before Iceberg had to stop to change a flat. Some of the slower crew crept on so we could catch up. After the 10 minute flat repair, we got rolling again. Then, after about 5 more minutes we erroneously followed the signs for the 62.5 mile option. (Read - we wanted to do the 62.5 miler instead of the 50 miler) At the fork in the trail, we went the way that said "62.5 miles this way". Well, it wasn't so simple. That section cut out about 10 miles of singletrack and traded it for about 5 miles of dirt roads. It turned out to be a shortcut with less fun riding conditions. Thats is where we all split up. BW said screw it and finished out his ride solo plus added on the extra at the end for a total of 55 miles or so. Derwood, Iceberg and myself tried to do a few extra loops before teaming up with SteveA to finish out the 50 at a moderate pace and getting in about 45 miles. Jim and Zak went all the way back to the source of the mistake and finished out the 50 for a total of 53 miles or so. I really and truly do not know how anyone elses ride went. I do know that my group waited over an hour at lunch for Jim and Zak before assuming they must have had a mechanical and were at the truck waiting for us. BW rolled in, tried to ignore us, and rolled out in quick form at lunch. We finally started setting pace for the parking lot, thinking everyone was waiting for us. Since we had Steve with us, we were backing off the throttle every once in awhile. He finally told us to cut the rope at the last sag. He wanted to be set free and said he would limp it in. We tore off and got back to nothing. No Jim. No Zak. No Chris. After an unknown long amount of time, Jim and Zak rolled in. Then after an enormous amount of time, Chris rolls in. We didn't know it, but hoss decided to go back and get all of that 62.5er. Due to our complete lack of organization, none of us knew what was going on. We (the main group) decided against 62.5 and just assumed that was the new consensus. After another 30 minutes of standing around we finally were able to go get our after ride lunch at Conestogos. Country fried steak as big as your face. It was good, the stories were good and no one would step up to the 3 pound burger challenge. All in all a few lessons were learned and I hope to remember them next year: 1. it was weird (and easier) to do Felasco while sober and not hungover 2. going fast is easier than going slow 3. 4 hours and 10 minutes of roll time should not cover a 7.5 hour span 4. Kent, Steve, Terry and Ron add a lot of laughter to the crew dynamics

7 comments:

Human Wrecking Ball said...
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Human Wrecking Ball said...

How ever difficult day was for all the riders, I can promise you (and I am sure Kent, Ron, Steve would agree) staying behind and watching the clock was worse. All day I thought of where we would be on the trail and how everyone was riding.
It is a silly thing for a grown (well almost) man to be so emotional about a bike ride, but as we all know it is much more than that.
Next year lets get it all back together.

BIG JIM said...

Damn Mark. I apologize for being so slow and making you wait so long at lunch and after your ride. Must of been that extra 10 miles I put in. Happy Birthday!

BIGWORM said...

6:10 roll time, and only 45min with my crew, not your usual Felasco. I'm just glad I remembered my iPod.

Kent said...

good write up. everything else sucked for me. I agree with Terry. I kept saying stuff all day like: "They're just getting started," and Should be at lunch now..."

We need to step it up for next year. All of us need to start lobbing Ron for the BUMP.

RickySilk said...

I missed the drinking most.

Juancho said...

Sounds like the typical Felasco fiasco to me.