Great ride on Sunday. Unfortuantely the numbers twindled as the ride went on. A little weird that out of 5 guys I'm the only one with hair on his legs.
Baahhahhh ha ha ha, That was funny! Intestinal fortitude! Let's be honest, I just couldn't stomach you guys any more! That's not true, but it's funny. I definitely suffered gastrointestinal distress, and that port-o-let at the Greenway will never be the same.
As for one in five having hairy legs, you count as two, because your big ass..I mean big ass heart, and chest, and neck, and arms, face, breast and back area. Besides, you ended up with Lil' Ball and Mackeral, together they count as 1.5, so in the end, you win.
A suggestion for ya big J. Put on a pair of whitey tighties (we know u got em) so you'll have a reference point of where to stop shaving. If not you may get carried away and shave your ass, taint, back, neck, head, chest and arms! Oh the humanity!! Where will it all stop.....u get my drift.
So that's what 30mph looks like on a bike! I never get to see such speed in person, usually only on television. And to think, you guys were even having a conversation at that speed, realizing that the rider ahead could not sustain their break away! I am inspired! Especially the vintage KHS bike!
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Baahhahhh ha ha ha, That was funny! Intestinal fortitude! Let's be honest, I just couldn't stomach you guys any more! That's not true, but it's funny. I definitely suffered gastrointestinal distress, and that port-o-let at the Greenway will never be the same.
As for one in five having hairy legs, you count as two, because your big ass..I mean big ass heart, and chest, and neck, and arms, face, breast and back area. Besides, you ended up with Lil' Ball and Mackeral, together they count as 1.5, so in the end, you win.
I like how yall roll. excellent camera work. Maybe Apple will sponsor us next year.
Jim, its time for you to become a MAN! Now, step up to the plate and go shave your legs.
A suggestion for ya big J. Put on a pair of whitey tighties (we know u got em) so you'll have a reference point of where to stop shaving. If not you may get carried away and shave your ass, taint, back, neck, head, chest and arms! Oh the humanity!! Where will it all stop.....u get my drift.
So now I'm thinking that Mackerel is hairless up to his neck...
So that's what 30mph looks like on a bike! I never get to see such speed in person, usually only on television. And to think, you guys were even having a conversation at that speed, realizing that the rider ahead could not sustain their break away! I am inspired! Especially the vintage KHS bike!
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