Sunday, February 8, 2009

Ride outline

Here is a race outline for the perfect ride. Or, should I say, a perfect ride. There are many, many ways of acheiving a prefect ride, and todays ride was definitely one of them.
1. Explore new trail
2. Jump/ride many creek crossings
3. Lose a friend and wrestle while you wait for him
4. Bring old skool riders out of the woodwork
5. Have Kent AND Terry on the same ride
6. Have Jim ride the train tracks
7. Stop on the trail and have a push-up and plank competition
8. Out-sprint Terry for the TB yellow sign
9. After Terry is demoralized, go out of your way to beat him on the "next" yellow sign
10. Go back to the jail house, have a 180, and laugh at all the stories

3 comments:

BIG JIM said...

It was a good ride, but I'm too old to be wrestling Big Apes. My back hurts.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

BASTARDS!!!!!!

bikechain said...

I have a black eye, bruised shin, busted nose and am sore everywhere, but I now like bikes again. That was a whole lotta fresh air yesterday...